‘Yes’ or ‘No’ Interview with LCO Executive Assistant, Jennifer Schard

In my life, I have momentarily lusted over a coworker.

Yes.

I would not date anyone who admitted to having a one-night stand.

No.

I’d give $10 for a nude photo of Tina Fey.

No.

I was lousy at typing class.

No.

Carly Simon sounds like a porn name.

No.

I have friends who drink and drive.

Yes.                                                           

Because of the sex scandal, the Catholic Church has been stained forever.

No.

I would be disappointed if I found out my parents had tried cocaine.

Yes.

The thought of Alec Baldwin nude makes me slightly ill.

Yes.

I hate barbecued ribs.

No.

I would rather see Van Morrison in concert than Justin Timberlake.

No.

I have been to Alabama.

Yes.

I miss Austin Powers.

No.

I’ve never discussed my sex life with my parents.

Yes.

I wish I could throw a pie in the face of rude parents who refuse to control their kid(s).

No.

I would return an engagement ring if we ended the engagement.

Yes.

People tend to criticize President Barack Obama less because he’s black.

No

I wore braces as a child.

Yes.

Lasik surgery scares me.

No.

I’d happily watch a 24- marathon of the reality show, “Cheaters”.

Yes.

I agree with Betty White that Facebook is a big, fat waste of time.

No.

Smoking pot should be legal.

Yes

My life would be better if I slept more.

Yes.